Hey smutlings... I've just been watching the finals for the Eurovision 2009 song contest. What's Eurovision, you ask? WELL! It's this song contest where each european country submits a song entry and the people of Europa vote for the winner. Simple, no? Cheesy? ABSOLUTELY!!!
Burlesque queen Deeta Von Teese performed as part of Germany's entry "Miss Kiss Kiss Bang". Her bod was banging, the song and overall performance, not so fagtacular. Could've been gayer. Bummer.
Here's the link for the Eurovision song contest. You could prolly still catch the last bit of the finals if you're quick enough! Watch cheesy Euro-pop trash history in the making!
*** UPDATE*** NORWAY just won the Eurovision song contest! Alexander Rybak's "Fairytale" was the winning song! Here's Alexander! SEXXXAY! :P