Thursday, May 14, 2009

Smut Vocabulary 101 - WHORELICIOUS

So I was just chatting to a friend of mine in NYC, and he read my posting about Holly Valance, and was ROFL at the sight of the word "whorelicious". So yes, this word may have you puzzled, but let me define this word, and put it in the proper context so that you may use this word properly, as it was intended.

whorelicious (adjective):1) The state of whoredom (see also: skankiness) that provides the ultimate satisfaction to the desires of the whore whilst providing ultimate entertainment value and enjoyment to the people witnessing her sinful acts. Can also apply to a whore of the opposite sex (see: manwhore). 2) The state of whoredom that can be likened to being delicious or tasty.

Example: "Gurl, that was the skankiest video I've seen so far! That Jessica Simpson chick washing that car was so dirty... it was like she was loving it! But seriously, it was fantastic! Absolutely whorelicious!"


Any questions? I'll be available for office hours after class.


Class dismissed, y'all!

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