So Happy New Year, smutlings! Hope y'all had a great holiday.
Now down to business. Yes, Vancouver is now in full swing to welcome the world for the 2010 Winter Olympic Games. Yep, the city is in FULL OLYMPIC MODE now. Banners going up, the Canada Line stations plastered with Olympic sponsor advertising and inspirational slogans. Hmm, I'm surprised Vancouver didn't do this sooner. A friend of mine who was visiting from out of town said that you couldn't tell that Vancouver was about to host the Winter Olympics. But now, it's starting to dawn on us Vancouverites that we'll be adjusting our lives to welcome a bunch of out of town tourists, as well as snobby dignitaries who get to travel in special traffic lanes because they're so much more f*cking important than us people WHO ACTUALLY LIVE HERE.
Anywhoo, regardless, I'm getting caught up in all this Olympic fever. Cuz why? As the famewhores we all are, WE LOOOOOVE THAT SHIZZ! WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH! Don't deny it, you Vancouver 2010 haters... you secretly dream about being all rah-rah Olympic Glory... in fact, you're getting all moist just thinking about how you can unleash your inner Vancity ambassador and wear all that 2010 garb. Mmmm, you know you want to. GIMME THOSE F*CKING MASCOT STUFFED TOYS! SUIT ME UP IN VANCOUVER 2010 SWAG WITH MATCHING MESSENGER BAG AND STAINLESS STEEL WATER BOTTLE! I'LL WEAR THOSE COVETED RED MITTENS WITH F*CKING PRIDE! Tee hee.
Well here's to less than 30 days til the Olympic